Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling

"Hey baby. Are you havin' fun?!"

Hawk sa jeg måtte se denne filmen for hundre år siden.
Nå har jeg det.
Den var utrolig kulbra.

that's my cool and I can't take it off

420 hate work erryday

Giddy

To properly hint towards my state of mind at this time, I'd need a picture of a Krogan ballerina punching the air in excitement.
I don't have this.


*Theremin*

I just hit on my personal assistant.
Also, one of my merc buddies just burned a man alive.

<3 <3 S2

P.S.: I know I didn't blog yesterday, I was busy playing mass effect 2 saving lives

P.P.S.: Also, massive Mass Effect spoilers for both 1 and sort of 2 (mouseover below to show):

You know how you probably thought the council might stop being total bitches once you saved their asses in ME1?
Yeah, no, that didn't happen.

Triffidoits

Outside, another yellow moon just punched a hole in the nighttime, yes.

Watchin' DotT with K-reezy.
fo'shizz.

Deff

I think I should know how to make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints

Mitt nyttårsforsett er forresten å være mer som Shepard.

ÅÅÅåååå nei.

Don't trust a hoe; never trust a hoe.

I går trodde jeg upsidedowndogs.com hadde blitt sletta fra nettet. Men nå er jeg lettet.

Out on 4-41, like waves crashing on the beach

Sorry I'm late. Lost track of time playing my canon-run of ME. There she is up there. Vince Shepard. Named after the late and great (well, I guess he'll be dead by 2183) Vince Offer.
She's a great girl.

When a man dances, he wants to DANCE!

When there's nothing to lose, and there's nothing to prove

Burn Notice var digg.
Denne bloggen kommer sannsynligvis ikke til å lære noen noe om meg, forresten. Så hvis du håpet på det, så blirru nok skuffa.
På den annen side er det en del kule lenker her, så det er ikke bare trist.

Not fired: Burned.

But lately girl you get you kicks from just a-knockin' me down

I am full of a sort of nervous energy. I am a natural distaster waiting to happen. Some of that energy will inevitably be released after finally getting the next piece of the story of Michael Westen. (Fuck month long/year long cliffhangers. In fact, fuck cliffhangers.) The rest will probably dissipate when I finally get a fix of ME2.

AMAGAD MASS EFFECT

instrumental

“When the whole breathless ordeal drew a close and the game’s logo finally faded into view, we had to physically restrain ourselves from actually punching the air with the sheer excitement of it all.”

Det er sånn jeg håper å ha det med Mass Effect 2

mmmmmmmmthatyouonlymeantwell

Srsly: det er skikkelig kleint å åpne en sang med å si ditt eget navn. Hvis noen andre sier navnet ditt er det nesten greit.
But then, MMH! WHATCHU SAAAAAAY!

Ex-phil mothafucka, lemme ring that shit up.

Do you still remember December's foggy freeze?

I dag begynte jeg Exphil. Har time på tirsdager fra 16-20. Harde Rare kår.

Someting

I bet you've changed your wardrobe since we met.


Steam taunter meg med Mass Effect 2.
Steam er ganske greit, men fuck det liksom.

Alt for sen bursdagshilsen til Philip.

And we gonna party like it's nineteen- hold up, it is!

Gratulerer med dagen, P-Money.

Secreting

Your sperm's in the gutter - your love's in the sink.

My blog, it evolves.

Reading a book of secrets. I wish I could tell you some of them, but the contents are a secret.

wakka wakka

Got My Mind Set On You - George Harrison

De siste dagene har vært helldays 2010. Fuck jobben min.

All hail Stormare

Whistler's Delight - DJ Riko

Bayonetta er vanskelig. Veldig vanskelig. Jesper sier hun er heit. Han har ganske rett.

Uncle Phil is here.

Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart - Alicia Keys

Philip har trukket visdomstenner, nå ser halvparten av trynet hans ut som uncle phil sitt.

Sven

Sally MacLenanne - The Pogues

Sven er her. Vi spiller Bayonetta. Good times.
Nå snakker vi om margarin, og de utrolig creepy naboene. Srsly. Multimaskin for the win.

THE HARMONICA

Gypsy Biker - Bruce Springsteen

En dag skal jeg lære meg å spille munnspill og saxofon samtidig. Det kommer til å ta av som bare faen.


Also, JESPER ER TILBAKE, OM SÅ BARE FOR EN DAG. BEST FOR HAM AT HAN UNSLIPPER GARDEN. ELLERS BLIRRE BANK.

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturdaaaay

Happy When I Get It In - DJ Riko

"Hva har du gjort i det siste, Andreas?"
"Sett en hel del LPer."


...

Fuck yes

'METAL GEAR SOLID' Main Theme ( METAL GEAR SOLID 3 Version ) - TAPPY & Harry Gregson-Williams

Fuck yes, Metal Gear Solid, you have the best soundtrack ever.

Bayonetta

Old Metal Gear - Starry.K

Got Bayonetta in the mail today. If Reginald and Beartato were sexy ladies you combine this image with the one from my previous post, this image would sum it up perfectly.

Erotisk Actionfest

Live to Win - Paul Stanley

I morgen blir det Bayonetta på meg. Woo hoo

Hark!

Never - Moving Pictures

Jesper er visst snart tilbake. Good times.

Shuppud.

Live Your Life (feat. Rihanna) - T.I.

Drømte at jeg og Kasper hadde en konkurranse om hvem som kunne gi den mest uhendige gaven til den andre. Jeg gav ham en innendørsfontene, han gav meg meg en svær puslespill-ball.

På fredag blirre Bayonetta. Erotisk action-eksplosjon all up ins.

Also, 2010

Remember Me (feat. Mary J. Blige) - T.I.

Jeg drømte at Jesper skrev på facebook at han var tilbake. Ikke bare en gang heller, han skrev det ca. 50 ganger.

Bruce <3

Paparazzi - Lady GaGa (Om så bare for keytar-soloen hun inkluderte på SNL)

Vurderer en måneds cryo-slumber så jeg slipper å vente på Mass Effect 2.

Supergreen!

You're the Voice - John Farnham

Y'alls that didn't get Mass Effect when it was on sale are suckas.